President Joe Biden is proposing a big spending bill to upgrade infrastructure; however, no attention is being given to a very big community—runners.
I’ve taken up the cause for funding running tracks, running trails, running clubs and subsidies to bring down the cost of post-run beer for running club members.
I traveled to Washington, D.C. to get a meeting with Joe Biden and pitch, “Get a Run for Your Money” economic stimulus and infrastructure improvement plan.
My first stop was the White House. I felt a huge and solemn duty as a representative of all runners nationwide.

But a guard told me it wasn’t time for meeting Joe Biden. Instead it was time for me to leave.
Right after, I found out he was joining a meeting at the Capitol building and was scheduled to be there for half an hour. I immediately set a hot pace for the Capitol.
When I reached the Capitol building, it appeared the President was at a window looking out. I gave a wave.
He seemed to notice me because he stayed at the window, watching. I was hoping to hand him the “Get a Run for Your Money” documents I had in my satchel, and listen to my short spiel about how badly runners need funding.
But a team of guards stopped me at the entrance and told me again, it was not time to meet Joe, and that it was time for me to leave. In exchange, I made them take the “Get a Run for Your Money” proposal to give to the President. They said they’d absolutely do it first chance they got.
It’s been a few days since I got back from D.C. I know the President’s a busy man, and my hopes for funding runners has slowly waned. I knew it was a long shot, but we runners are worth it.
Then something really, really special happened. Yesterday I received the below letter in the mail:

NICE!!!!!
Good job Jim! I expect the money will start rolling in any day now!
Don, if each running club receives a stimulus payment as I proposed, I think you and I are in line for a free pair of very nice shoes!
Jim thanks for running to the president and doing something positive for all runners. I hope you also mentioned in your proposal how runners rarely get sick and this can save Americans in the long run! Good job Jim!
Jim, I did point out how healthy runners lower health care costs and are more productive. Thank-you for mentioning it as well. In addition, I asked that the Big Jim Club be designated a national treasure. I think Joe will like that idea.