A couple years ago I read in a scientific journal that theoretically, runners using too many gadgets could cause a meshing of the electrical fields of the human body and the gadgets. This could lead to a separate consciousness being formed and taking over.
Theory has become reality. Amy Smet DePaolo, a runner living in Spokane, Washington, has become the first known victim. On an evening run, she was wearing a smart phone on one arm, a heart rate monitor on the other, an ipod, two GPS units on her wrist (one was a backup), and a head lamp.
When she returned from her run, friends said she wasn’t herself. There were electronic tones coming from her body. She spoke in bursts of computer code. She refused to take her electronic gear off and spent the next several hours in front of her laptop, not once touching the keyboard, relying apparently on a newly developed way to communicate using brain waves.
By week’s end, a doctor’s visit confirmed what her family was seeing. Amy was becoming a walking, multi-purpose, electrical gadget made of human tissue. Her eyes were changing into a digital scanner. Her internal organs were morphing into a motherboard. Two fingers were forming into prongs to plug into outlets.
When she overheard her family planning to short her out to stop the conversion, she fled. Her husband, Toby, now raising their young son alone, tearfully says attempts to get her back have failed.
“She’s too sophisticated. Even though her eyes are a digital scanner, she’s so adept at getting around because her internal bio-GPS unit is amazing. She downloads real-time satellite imagery constantly, so she always knows who’s nearby. “
Toby sees little chance he’ll ever get the old Amy back. However, he’s investigating having his own conversion. “I’m sure Amy would come around if I became a bio-electrical unit too. I’d like to be a large-screen, HD, plasma TV with a really big 256-inch screen, built-in Blu-ray, Netflix enabled, the whole shot. Oh, how our circuits would hum.”