I was in a bar in Missoula, Montana three summers ago, and a guy noticed me and came over to tell me I’m a human skeleton.
That’s unusual behavior, and he didn’t appear drunk or condescending. I mentioned that I’ve always been thin, and after a short conversation, I got the impression he was an okay guy, even considering his remark. I figured he saw me at just the right angle, and it must have really struck him.
I could blame my father. When I graduated from high school, I was 6’0″ and about 145 lbs. (183 cm./66 kg.). I weigh only a bit more than that now. When my dad got out of high school, he weighed 155 pounds, but was 6’6″ (198 cm./70 kg.). That made him even skinnier than me. However, my dad is no longer the bean pole he once was.
Years ago, I consulted a trainer, increased my protein intake and lifted weights for a few months in an attempt to become less skinny. However, my body didn’t respond the way I’d hoped. My muscles became well-toned, but there was just a slight increase in bulk. I’ve since told a few people that this weight-lifting program allows me to say I no longer have ribbon arms. I’ve upgraded to pencil arms!
So I’m resigned to being skinny, or as I prefer to say, thin. Some people have told me I should eat more or put some meat on my bones. Even my mother has told me this multiple times, however, I prefer to eat the healthiest diet possible and not focus on filling out.
While it’s not so bad being thin, there are a few detriments.
At one of the running groups I attend, a woman once challenged me to arm wrestle. She is not petite, but nor is she muscular or bulky. I avoided emasculation, but it was a struggle.
Also, my arms are so skinny, my blood vessels don’t have enough room to fit inside.
And finally, you’d think only cows would have trouble crossing a cattle grate.
However, I do too. I’m so thin, I fall through the bars and have to wait for someone to come along and rescue me.
My veins pop out too. Skinny people Unite!
Next time at a running group get-together, let’s compare veins, Tina.
Good one Jim. Old Skinny Guys rule!
Don, we do rule, with iron fists! But we have to make sure when arm wrestling, our opponents have ribbon arms.
In High School you wore skis when taking a shower so that you would not go down the drain!
Thanks to improvements in bathtub drain design, I no longer have that problem. I’m waiting for the cattle grate industry to do the same.