Back in April, I wrote about Hans Harzl, an Austrian runner who got a jolt when a bunch of aliens joined him for a run. Since I uncovered these aliens’ activities, they appear to have been emboldened.

Hans Harzl had the misfortune of being spotted by aliens while on  a run.

Because I stirred the pot, so to speak, by writing about them, they apparently want more interactions with humans, especially where I live – Eastern Washington. It seems they like the camaraderie of running with us, even though 9 out of 10 people believe that aliens are scary.

So I started doing patrols in and around my hometown. I focused on nearby wheat-growing areas because I know how aliens like to do the crop-circle thing.

Patrolling and monitoring the countryside for signs of extraterrestrial visitors.

I came across a very suspicious site. The wheat was layed down in an obvious attempt at crop circle-making. It was clear that it was the work of aliens, however, this group is far from having the full skill set.

They may be aliens, but that doesn’t mean they’re great at making crop circles.

I noticed obvious soil disturbance. The average alien knows how to cover their tracks, so these guys really need to be clued in. I collected a soil sample and tested it in my basement laboratory. Voila! Elements not found on earth. They’re here, but after seeing these signs of carelessness, maybe they’re not so scary after all.

Propellant residue. Elements not of earth. Bottle caps from a brewery unknown on Earth. It all adds up to aliens.

So if a spaceship lands near you and a gaggle of aliens pour out to join you for a run, maybe showing them a cool running route will really impress them.